"Scald the penis, then drain and clean. Place it in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil. Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes. Drain and slice."
The Two Fat Ladies, Full Throttle by Clarissa Dickson and Jennifer Paterson, but I cheated. My first obvious thought was Zimmern. The big question is, what were you doing with this recipe?!?
Jenna Jameson?
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The Two Fat Ladies, Full Throttle by Clarissa Dickson and Jennifer Paterson, but I cheated. My first obvious thought was Zimmern. The big question is, what were you doing with this recipe?!?
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ReplyDelete"Remove any scum..."I believe this directive to be redundant. Wasn't this accomplished when the penis was removed from its original owner?
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